My Fellow Americans, in Iraq we are winning. (Standing Ovation) Soon it will be as democratic and stable as South Vietnam.

We will not let Iran build a nuclear bomb. (Standing Ovation) To ensure this, we will give them a 6 month advance notice that we intend to invade.

Everyday we are securing the border. Everyday fewer and fewer Mexicans are coming across the border. (Standing Ovation) Because there are fewer and fewer Mexicans actually living in Mexico.

I will not sign another bloated Federal Budget. (Standing Ovation) Unless of course it comes across my desk and I have a pen in my hand.

"I have a plan to end our dependence on foreign oil within 5 years." (Standing Ovation) Yes, President Carter was very sincere when he made that pledge and I intend to study it as a possibility for future consideration as an optional course of potential action.

We must stand up for traditional American religious values. (Standing Ovation) I make this promise every year at the Bohemian Grove.

Thank you, good night, and God Bless Amexicanada.